EXT: Outside, grassy hill in background. The occasional waft of smoke can be seen drifting past.
CAPTION: ROMANIA, 3000BC.
Two Iron-age VILLAGERS enter, from opposite sides.
FIRST VILLAGER (From right): Barry! Barry! A fire's broken out! The fields are burning!
BARRY (From left): Oh no! Which one Derek?
DEREK: Well, we hadn't got round to clearing it out yet, so there was loads of old weeds and all growing all over it. What are we going to do?
(Smoke wafts past. BARRY takes a deep breath in and exhales, his face taking on a strange expression.)
DEREK: Barry?
(BARRY takes another breath of the smoke.)
DEREK: Barry? What we going to do?
BARRY (Smiling): Fuck 'em. You hungry? I'm hungry all of a sudden.
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