Alfred - "Master Wayne, you know how the Joker escaped from Arkham Asylum last week?"
Batman - "Don't bother me Alfred, I'm working."
Alfred - "Well, master Wayne, did you know there's a new joke shop opened up in downtown Gotham just yesterday?"
Batman - "I said don't bother me. I'm trying to find the Joker."
Alfred - "Hello? Master Wayne? New joke shop? The Joker?"
Batman - "I've run everything through this computer, nothing's coming up! Damn you, Joker! Where could you be?"
Alfred - "How about that new joke shop that opened yesterday?"
Batman - "This is not a time for shopping Alfred! We must find the Joker!"
(Alfred leaves in a resigned but dignified fashion.)
Batman - "Damn you computer! Why won't you tell me where the Joker is?"
(Alfred pops his head back in through the doorway to blow a solemn and dignified raspberry.)
