Once upon a time, Mizzlemog yawned a yawn that was so big and so wide that she swallowed herself whole, and was never seen again.
- The End.
Friday 29 November 2013
Saturday 16 November 2013
Shae-Shae and the Rude Shadow.
Shae-Shae was a big cat, and she cast a big shadow.
Unlike most shadows, Shae-Shae's shadow was exceptionally rude.
It would follow her around, sticking it's insubstantial black tongue out at her and shouting very rude things at her.
"Look out! Here comes Shae-Shae with her big bum!" The shadow would shout.
Shae-Shae found it very annoying.
One day, Shae-Shae was out walking. She walked along the street and along the lane, and down the alley where she always goes on her way home. But this day, there was a big dog chained up near the bottom of the alley, and it barked and snarled at her, scaring her quite badly.
Shae-Shae ran, her heart pounding, her shadow keeping up with her easily. She ran toward the fence, which had a hole in it. Diving through the hole, she got half-way through and then got stuck.
Shae-Shae's shadow stopped in front of her and started laughing. "Look at Shae-Shae!" It cried out. "She's got her big bum stuck in the fence! Ha ha ha! Big bum Shae-Shae's got stuck!"
Shae-Shae, at first panicked and scared, was now growing angrier by the second. She wriggled and struggled, and struggled and wriggled until with a loud crack! the fence broke and she leapt forward, catching her shadow with her claws.
What happened next was not pleasant. Shae-Shae devoured her shadow from the top of its head to the tip of its tail, angrily munching and crunching every last bite. As she swallowed the last bit of her shadow, she licked her lips smugly.
From that day on, Shae-Shae never cast a shadow, and she never worried about the size of her bottom either.
Unlike most shadows, Shae-Shae's shadow was exceptionally rude.
It would follow her around, sticking it's insubstantial black tongue out at her and shouting very rude things at her.
"Look out! Here comes Shae-Shae with her big bum!" The shadow would shout.
Shae-Shae found it very annoying.
One day, Shae-Shae was out walking. She walked along the street and along the lane, and down the alley where she always goes on her way home. But this day, there was a big dog chained up near the bottom of the alley, and it barked and snarled at her, scaring her quite badly.
Shae-Shae ran, her heart pounding, her shadow keeping up with her easily. She ran toward the fence, which had a hole in it. Diving through the hole, she got half-way through and then got stuck.
Shae-Shae's shadow stopped in front of her and started laughing. "Look at Shae-Shae!" It cried out. "She's got her big bum stuck in the fence! Ha ha ha! Big bum Shae-Shae's got stuck!"
Shae-Shae, at first panicked and scared, was now growing angrier by the second. She wriggled and struggled, and struggled and wriggled until with a loud crack! the fence broke and she leapt forward, catching her shadow with her claws.
What happened next was not pleasant. Shae-Shae devoured her shadow from the top of its head to the tip of its tail, angrily munching and crunching every last bite. As she swallowed the last bit of her shadow, she licked her lips smugly.
From that day on, Shae-Shae never cast a shadow, and she never worried about the size of her bottom either.
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