1: If thou see'st an car and it is red, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
2: If thou see'st an car and it is blue, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
3: If thou see'st an car and it is black, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
4: If thou see'st an car and it is white, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
5: If thou see'st an car and it is grey, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
6: If thou see'st an car and it is pink, thou should not say "Yellow Car".
7: Basically, if thou see'st an car any colour other than yellow, don't say "Yellow Car" is what I'm saying.
8: If thou see'st an car and it is yellow, then thou must say'st "Yellow Car"
9: Vans, lorries, buses, coaches, motorcycles and trikes don't count as cars. Neither do taxicabs in America.
10: No live otters on the flight deck.
